(sung to the tune of the Twelve Days of Christmas)
This version, by Stephanie Davies
I RUN California

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
his blessing for another race entry.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven (hundred) roundtrip miles to Ventura County,
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight new dry-fit shirts,
Seven (hundred) roundtrip miles to Ventura County,
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine pair of running shoes,
Eight new dry-fit shirts,
Seven (hundred) roundtrip miles to Ventura County,
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten miles without responsibility,
Nine pair of running shoes,
Eight new dry-fit shirts,
Seven (hundred) roundtrip miles to Ventura County,
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven potential races,
Ten miles without responsibility,
Nine pair of running shoes,
Eight new dry-fit shirts,
Seven (hundred) roundtrip miles to Ventura County,
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve sessions in spa therapy,
Eleven potential races,
Ten miles without responsibility,
Nine pair of running shoes,
Eight new dry-fit shirts,
Seven (hundred) roundtrip miles to Ventura County,
Six new running outfits,
Five potential P Rrrrrrrrr(s),
Four pair of Thorlos socks,
Three pairs of CEP Compression socks,
Two boxes of Gu,
And his blessing for another race entry.